100 things Sealand can't do. by XxXTickleMehEmoXxX, literature
Literature
100 things Sealand can't do.
Due to that bastard brows, Jerkland Kirkface, I had to create this completely fucking pointless list of things that that git thinks I will no longer be allowed to do.
I will be helping him write this, I assure you. I am not a complete idiot.
As if I'd take any sort of instructions from that Englishman.
1.)I am not longer allowed to refer to him as Bastard brows.
2) Or bacon brows, even though he let's Gilbert call him that.
3) And even though it is the truest statement, in the history of, like, ever, I am not allowed to call him Jerkland.
4) He says my personal vendetta against him should not be taken out on his people.
5) Even though